《英语幽默小故事 英汉对照》

1.A Good Bargain 一笔好交易1

2."No Smoking"Sign or Air-conditioning 贴禁止吸烟牌还是装空调3

3.Hard to Say 难判断6

4.A Clever Boy 聪明男孩8

5.A New Use of a Photo 相片的新用途11

6.A Hero 英雄13

7.A Boy Is a Boy 男孩总是男孩15

8.A Telephone Monologue 电话独白17

9.He Tells the Truth 他说了真话20

10."No Need"to Worry 不必着急23

11.A Routine Life 日常生活25

12.That's Just How I Feel 那正是我的感觉27

13.It's Me 这是我29

14.Do You Have Something Cheaper 你有便宜点的东西吗31

15.A Trap 陷井33

16.Words Help Save Money 由于生词而省了钱36

17.Eyeglasses 眼镜39

18.A Magical Wrench 魔术扳子42

19.Selling Shoes 卖鞋45

20.It Can Be Better 也许更好47

21.What Happens to Mother 母亲怎么啦50

22.The Speed of Sound 声音的速度53

23.A Wrong Judge 错误判断56

24.A Car for Sale 出售汽车59

25.Music Effect 音乐效应62

26.Who Am I 我是谁64

27.A Dance Teacher 舞蹈教师67

28.A Reward to the Bad Behaviour 恶报69

29.Making Bed 做床还是铺床72

30.What a Student 真是个坏学生75

31.A Good Business 生意真好78

32.A Boring Speech 让人厌烦的讲话81

33.What an Eye Sight 多么差的视力83

34.I Need Promotion 我想升官85

35.People or Ants 人还是蚂蚁88

36.A Good Habit 好习惯91

37.The Most Wounderful Things 最美好的东西94

38.Bones 骨头96

39.Diving or Drowning 潜水还是快要淹死了99

40.Where Does It Go 它该装在什么地方102

41.Who's Who 谁是谁105

42.Who Cares 谁在乎108

43.The Biggest Lie 最大的谎言111

44.Not a Fly But a Bee 不是苍蝇是蜜蜂114

45.Who's Drunk 到底谁醉了117

46.Better to Be Young 还是年青好120

47.Looking for Movie Stars 寻找电影明星123

48.An Artist and a Beggar 艺术家与乞丐126

49.Where's the Door 门哪去了129

50.A Skeleton Likes Smoking 骨架喜欢吸烟132

Key 参考答案135