《美国式幽默 英汉对照》

1 I’M READING A BOOK1

力不从心3

2 GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS5

一“念”之差7

3 WHO GOT CONNED？8

谁被“坑”了10

4 YOU’RE ASKING FOR IT11

人事不清13

5 WHO HAS A BIGGER MOUTH？14

父母至上16

6 YOU CAN’T BEAT A TEXAN17

德州佬——人大气傲19

7 TROUBLE20

名不正，言不顺22

8 LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD23

现代小红帽25

9 MORONS AND THE EEL26

傻蛋行大恶28

10 DRUNKEN-DRIVING TEST29

高空艺人30

11 WOODEYE31

疑心生暗鬼34

12 TOO MUCH SUGAR？35

捞本乎？36

13 TIGHTWAD37

铁公鸡40

14 WITH MY LUCK41

凭我的造化43

15 GROUCHO’S FAVORITE JOKE44

疯人疯相46

16 PRIVATE BEACH？47

作茧自缚49

17 FERTILIZER50

不一样就是不一样52

18 PIGEON EXPERT53

鸽子“专家”55

19 NESE AND KEYS56

以牙还牙58

20 FRANKNESS RUNS IN THE FAMILY59

有其父必有其子61

21 BACK-SEAT DRIVER62

丈母娘，难侍候64

22 JOKE ABOUT MARRIAGE65

肺腑之言67

23 IS THE REALLY DRUNK？68

他真的醉了？69

24 SEEING DOUBLE70

酒兴何时了71

25 MIKE AND BRIDGET72

以其道——制其人74

26 WHAT’S HEAVEN LIKE？75

天堂是什么样子？77

27 WHICH IS WHICH？78

雌雄莫辨79

28 THE MORON STORY80

聪明的傻瓜82

29 THE REALISTIC SCARECROW83

稻草人，吓死人85

30 THE OVERHEALTHY-LIVER86

肝“强化”87

31 BRING UP ANOTHER BIBLE88

化险为夷91

32 THE PARSON AND THE FARMER92

有教无类94

33 WE’D BETTER GET ON THE BALL95

天有不测风云97

34 SOME TWIST98

阴错阳差100

35 WHO WISHES TO GO TO HELL？101

赤子心103

36 MR.D.AND MR.N.104

傻瓜行恶运107

37 BELLY BUTTON108

步步高升110

38 LIVE AND LEARN111

孜孜不倦113

39 OVERPOLITENESS114

礼多人不怪117

40 HOW’S MOTHER？118

学以致用120

41 BISHOP SHEEN AND THE IRISHMAN121

棋逢对手123

42 CHINESE ENGLISH124

洋泾滨127

43 THAT’S ONE128

事不过三130

44 SF.SF.SF.SF.SF.SF131

打十二个字133

45 CHICKEN CHOWMEIN134

“乔勉”与“抄面”136

46 RAFFLE OFF A DEAD HORSE?137

神来之计140

47 CHINESE INTERPRETATION OF GEORGE WASHINGTON CUTTING DOWN THE CHEERY TREE141

此情非彼情144

48 THE SUN OR THE MOON?145

日月同光147

49 BIG TIME DRINKER148

痛饮庆佳节150

50 THE CONSISTENT CHINESE151

贯彻始终的中国人153

51 BANK ROBBERS154

盗库者155

52 WHAT KIND DO YOU WANT?156

任君选用158

53 DANNY THOMAS,GENTILE OR JEW?159

以貌取人161

54 TABLE MANNERS162

国民生活须知——食的礼仪164

55 LETTERS FROM SUMMER CAMP165

夏令营来函169

56 THE W.C.STORY171

始料未及175