《英美幽默笑话365则 英汉对照》求取 ⇩

1.Good Quesrion(妙问)1

2.An Energetic Wife(精力旺盛的妻子)1

3.A Satisfactory Substitute(满意的替换)2

4.More Experienced(更是老手)3

5.Not Difficult(一点不难)3

6.Vice-president(副总裁)4

7.Smart Customer(聪明的顾客)5

8.Sudden Realization(恍然大悟)6

9.Full Name(全名)6

10.Not That Bad(还不至于如此)7

11.Result Of Laziness(懒惰的结果)7

12.Only One Who Could Answer(只有他能答得出)8

13.What Lincoln Did？(林肯在干什么？)9

14.Good Answer(妙答)9

15.Hint(暗示)10

16.Good Reason(好理由)11

17.Postage(邮费)11

18.Dumb Action(哑剧)12

19.Reason(原因)13

20.Typical(典型的)13

21.Fond Of Him(偏爱)14

22.A Long Time(许久)14

24.Football(橄榄球)16

23.Not Fair(不公平)16

25.Doctor And Mechanic(医生和修理工)17

26.Walking Dog(遛狗)18

27.Who For Whom(谁给谁)18

28.Keep It Confidential(保密)19

29.Stranger(陌生人)19

30.Inflation(通货膨胀)20

31.Why Buy？(何用之有？)21

32.Won't Take Long(不会太久)21

33.Salesmanship(推销术)22

35.Accurate(精确)23

34.The Price Tag(价码牌)23

36.Can't Change Them(难以改变)25

37.Be A Good Boy(做个乖孩子)25

38.It Changed Him(改变)25

39.Specialty(专业)26

40.A Problem(头疼事)26

41.Last Raise(上一次晋升)28

42.Her Prayer(她的祷告)28

43.Probably Will(或许会的)29

44.Where Is The Winner？(胜者在哪里？)29

46.Coffee Breaks Missed(错过的工休)30

45.Strap(吊带)30

48.Thank Goodness(谢天谢地)31

47.Please Resign(请辞职)31

49.Wrong Lesson(对牛弹琴)32

50.Grandma Did(姥姥见过)33

51.Both Mistaken(两人都错了)33

52.Why Was He Fired？(他为什么被解雇呢？)34

53.What Is Your Favorite Fruit？(你爱吃哪种水果？)34

54.Modern Life(现代生活)35

56.Modern Mathematics(现代数学)36

57.Hard To Define(难下定义)36

55.Made A Hundred(考了100分)36

58.Smart Dog(聪明犬)37

59.In Trouble(尴尬)39

60.Relish(好滋味和调味品)40

61.Difficult Question(难题)40

Only Heaven To Be Moved(只有翻天)41

？ou Are Too Late(你太晚了)42

？(玩笑)43

？ted To Help(有意相助)43

？ul(巧答)44

？ Girlfriend To Stepmother(？朋友到继母)44

69.I'll Take Two(我买两辆)45

68.Like Father,Like Son(有其父必有其子)45

70.Too Late Then(免得为时太晚)46

71.Takes Time(费时)46

72.Balancing The Budget(平衡收支)47

73.Where They Came In(周而复始)47

74.It's Only In Fiction(这种事只发生在小说里)48

75.Now She Knows(终于明白了)48

76.Perhaps Not(或许没有)50

77.Busy Postman(繁忙的邮递员)50

78.Good And Bad News(好消息和坏消息)51

80.Hard Times(艰难时代)52

79.Couldn't Slow Down(没法减速)52

81Education(教育)53

82.Eternal Puzzle(永恒的困惑)53

83.Contrary Thinking(逆向思维)54

84.Poor Art Work(可怜的艺术品)54

85.Not On His TV(他家电视上没有)55

86.It Came On A Wednesday(那是个星期三)55

87.No Use(没用)56

88.Supermarket Cart(超市购物车)56

89.Reducing(减肥)57

90.Smart Machine(聪明的机器)57

91.Happiness In Dream(梦中的幸福)58

92.Just The Old Geese(去年的野鹅)59

93.Children And Gum(孩子与口香糖)59

94.A Bookworm's Wedding Night(一个书呆子的新婚之夜)60

95.Modern Art(现代艺术)61

96.An Angry Wife's Prayer(一个发怒的妻子的祈祷)61

97.Two Hearts Beating(两颗心脏在跳动)62

98.Smart Bride(机灵新娘)62

99.Too Late(太晚了)63

102.Mother And Bank(母亲与银行)64

101.Simple Question(简单的问题)64

100.Punished(惩罚)64

103.Smart(聪明)65

104.Collective Noun(集合名词)66

105.Which One？(哪一个？)66

106.Play With God(与上帝同乐)67

107.Foresight(先见之明)68

108.Good Sight(好视力)68

109.Could Be Different(可能会不同)69

110.Really Tough(真厉害)69

111.So Fortunate(如此幸运)70

113.Whose Head Have You Got On？(那是谁的头？)71

112.Hope(希望)71

114.We Have The Same Mother(同一母亲)72

115.Unreasonable Complaint(无理的抱怨)73

116.Takes Her Work Home(把工作带回家)73

117.Not So Easy(没那么容易)74

118.Using Her Head(动脑筋)74

119.What He Heard(他所听到的)75

120.Fast Thinking(反应快)76

121.Similarity(相似性)77

123.Watering Flowers In Rain(雨天浇花)78

124.Hard To Believe(难以置信)78

122.Still Young(还年轻)78

125.Nothing New(没什么新鲜事)79

126.By Comparison(比较)79

127.Helpful(乐于效劳)80

128.Threatening Letters(威胁信)80

129.Did Your Father Help You？(你爸爸帮你做了吗？)81

130.A Real Problem(问题所在)82

131.Get On The Ball(爬到球上去)83

132.Blast Off(爆炸)83

133.Perfect(好极了)84

134.Trying(用功)85

135.Foolish Questions(愚蠢的问题)85

136.If They Don't Behave(如果他们不老实)86

138.She'd Rather Buy A Gift(她宁愿买一件礼物)87

137.Look Smaller(显得少了)87

139.Expensive Advice(昂贵的建议)88

140.Poor Husbands(可怜的丈夫)89

141.Shrewd(伶俐)89

142.Good Advice(忠告)90

143.Passable(说得过去)91

144.Drum And Knife(鼓和刀)91

145.Three People(三个人)92

146.Not His Fault(不是他的错)92

148.Hard Work(难事)93

147.Telemarketer(电视推销员)93

149.Gallant And Buoyant(殷勤的和轻快的)94

150.Rivals(对手)94

151.More Reliable(更可靠)95

152.No Wonder(难怪)95

153.Standing By(待命)96

154.Who Will Be Fired？(谁会被解雇？)97

155.You're Not Coming Empty-handed,Are You？(你不会空手而来，对吧？)97

156.Smart Student(聪明的学生)98

157.How He Felt(他的感受)98

159.No Guest(不是客人)99

158.No Doubt(无疑)99

160.Good Job(工作出色)100

161.Already Knew(早知道了)101

162.Strange(奇怪)101

163.A Long Face(拉长脸)102

164.Saving(节省)103

165.She Was Listening(她在听着)103

166.Success(成功)104

167.Couldn't Win(难以说服)104

168.The Difference(不同之处)104

169.I'll Show You How(我来教你)105

170.Didn't Know(不知道)106

171.Both Broke(彼此彼此)107

172.Is The Line Busy？(占线吗？)108

173.Hard Decision(进退两难)108

174.Increase With The Year(年年增加)108

175.Jumper(跳伞员)109

176.Irrelevant Answer(答非所问)110

177.Great Exception(精彩的例外)110

178.Who Should Feel More Ashamed？(谁应更感到羞耻？)111

179.The Same-Except(原样的——除了……)111

180.Too Smart For Dad(青出于蓝)112

181.Secret(秘密)112

183.He Behaves(守规矩)113

182.Nippy(刺人)113

184.Heart Broken(心碎)114

185.He Was Ready(已做好准备)114

186.Who Dare Touch My Teeth!(谁敢动我的牙齿!)114

187.Really Serious(确实严重)115

188.A Good Driver(好司机)116

189.Of Course(当然)116

190.Worse(更糟)117

191.He Is Not Clean(它不讲卫生)117

192.A Crooked Oyster(上当的牡蛎)118

194.How Foolish You Are!(你真笨!)119

193.The Only Remedy(唯一的补救办法)119

195.Optimist(乐观主义者)120

196.Who Pushed Me？(谁推我来着？)120

197.He Got The Job(他找到了工作)121

198.Good Part(好角色)122

199.He Will(他会的)123

200.Atheist(无神论者)123

201.Biblical(人人有本难念的经)124

202.Gallant Effort(殷勤)125

203.Johnny Knew(约翰尼知道)126

204.Half Serious(半真半假)126

206.Not His Troubles(不是他的麻烦)127

205.Mechanic's Advice(修理工的建议)127

207.They Are All In Here(他们都在这儿)128

208.Unfair(不公平)128

209.You Should Know(你应该清楚)129

210.The Same Feeling(同样的感觉)130

211.That's Nothing(那算什么)131

212.Not Tall Enough(不够高)131

213.All The Details(全部细节)132

214.An Essay(一篇作文)132

215.Girlfriend(女朋友)133

217.Makes A Difference(有所区别)134

216.Wonderful(好极了)134

218.The Tin Can(罐头筒)135

219.He Was Busy(没闲着)136

220.Secondhand(二手货)136

221.On Purpose(故意)137

222.Punishment For Bigamy(重婚罪的惩罚)137

223.Missed Nothing(什么都没有错过)137

224.Hard To Tell(难辨)138

225.Eight Weeks Later(八周以后)139

226.Smart Dad(精明的父亲)139

229.Hearts Linked(心有灵犀)141

228.Obvious(显然)141

227.Okay(可以)141

230.Effective(高效)142

231.News(新闻)142

232.Working Part-time(偷懒)143

233.The Solution(解决办法)144

234.No Money(缺钱)145

235.Tip(小费和忠告)145

236.Good For A Time(好过一阵)145

237.First Question(首要问题)146

238.Full Of Energy(充满活力)146

240.Marry Him(嫁给他)147

239.Too Early(为时尚早)147

241.The Panhandler's Answer(乞丐的回答)148

242.Goulash(炖牛肉)149

243.Perseverance(固执)149

244.It's Not My Fault(不是我的错)150

245.With Flies(苍蝇做伴)150

246.Helpful(帮忙)150

247.Different View(不同角度)151

248.Believed Him(相信)152

249.Goats For Sale(出售山羊)152

251.He Taught Him(示范)153

250.Not In Tune(不合拍)153

252.John And Sam(约翰和萨姆)154

253.Then He Created Girls(上帝随后创造了女孩)155

254.Saving Matches(节约火柴)155

255.It's Okay(当然行)156

256.Foreign Country's Sunset(外国的落日)157

257.Scholar And Farmer(学者和农夫)158

258.He Did(注意过)159

259.Father Knew(父亲清楚)159

260.The Rule(规定)159

262.The Others Were Dumb(一群笨蛋)160

261.Just For A Moment(只一会儿)160

263.His Fault(他的错)161

264.Half Time(一半时间)162

265.Request(请求)162

266.She's A Girl(她是女孩)163

267.Always There(总在那儿)164

268.Bobby's Answer(博比的回答)164

269.One On Him(以为是)165

270.French Dialogue(法语会话)165

271.Times Change(时代变了)166

272.Precise(精确)166

273.A Big Bib(大围嘴)167

275.Make-believe(扮演)168

274.Common Experience(老生常谈)168

276.Advice On Marriage(婚姻忠告)169

277.Have You Ever Tried Mouthwash？(你用过漱口液吗？)169

278.Never Forget(永不忘记)170

279.Mum Wouldn't Like(妈妈不让)170

280.God Got An A(上帝得了A)171

281.Smart(机灵)171

282.Get The Details(了解细节)171

283.Economy Costs Money(实惠费钱)173

284.Can Not Be Too Honest(不能过于诚实)173

285.Do It Again(再来一次)174

286.Off Course(偏离航线)175

287.To Be On Time(为了准时)176

288.Making Certain(弄清楚)176

289.Excuse Me(请原谅)177

290.You Needn't Pay First(你不用先付钱)177

291.Not Santa(不是圣诞老人)178

292.Two Rules(两条原则)178

293.The English Words He Knows(他知道的英语词)179

294.Please Complain(请抱怨)179

295.It Was A Wrong Number(拨错了号)180

296.Detective(侦探)180

298.Next Question(下一个问题)181

297.It Is Very KindOf You To Help Me(谢谢你们帮我这个忙)181

299.Ask Dad(问爸爸)182

300.Honest(诚实)183

301.Only Thirteen(只有十三个)184

302.Can't Trust Anyone(谁也信不过)184

303.Who Will Be Upset？(谁会不舒服？)184

304.Good As New(跟新的一样好)185

305.Only Saw One(只看见一个)186

306.Brain Transplant(换脑)186

307.Ready(准备好了)188

308.Fair Question(合理的问题)188

309.Newspaper Boy's Trick(报童的计谋)189

310.Conscience(良心)190

311.Advantage Of Newspaper(报纸的优点)190

312.The Secret Ballot(秘密投票)190

313.Two Whistles(两声口哨)191

314.Born First Lady(天生第一夫人)192

315.No Argument(不愿争辩)193

316.No Hero(并非英雄)193

317.Late(迟到)194

318.Give Me My Money(把我的钱给我)195

319.Responsible(负责)196

322.Wrong Advice(帮倒忙)197

320.Good Advice(好主意)197

321.Did You Eat Those Tarts？(你吃了那些果馅饼吗？)197

323.A Special Lady(一位特殊的女士)198

324.Breakable(容易打破的)198

325.It's A TV Set(你爱的是电视机)199

326.Only Make It Have A Drink(不过让它喝点)200

327.SavingTime(省时)201

328.Count The Spoons(数勺子)201

329.Thankful(感激的)202

331.Unreasonabe(不合情理)203

332.Thumb(大姆指)203

330.It Sounds Reasonable(似乎有理)203

333.Please Call(请打电话)204

334.Lose A Day's Work(耽误了一天)204

335.Summer And Winter(夏天和冬天)205

336.Very Courteous(非常有礼貌)205

337.Helpful(乐于相助)206

338.TV And Wife(电视和妻子)207

339.Christmas Tree(圣诞树)208

340.Different(不同)208

341.Lazy Man(懒汉)209

342.Happily Married Couple(美满的一对)209

344.Practice Fire Drills(消防训练)210

343.Scandal(流言蜚语)210

345.Dirty Old Dollar(脏旧的美元)211

346.Dear,These Are My Jeans(亲爱的，那是我的裤子)211

347.You Locked Yourself Inside(你把自己锁在里面了)212

348.Hold Good？(还管用吗？)213

349.Objection(反对)213

350.Mailing Speed(邮递速度)214

351.Night Watchman(守夜人)214

352.Noisy And Quiet(吵闹与安静)215

353.Heredity Or Environment？(遗传还是环境？)215

354.I Can Go Home(我可以回家了)215

355.Small PTA Meeting(小型家长会)216

356.Punctuations(标点)217

357.Before,After Marriage(婚前，婚后)217

358.Unremitting Kindness(始终如一的慈爱)218

359.It Grows In Office Time(它是上班时间长的)219

360.You Be Jesus(你当耶稣)220

361.That's Funny(真有意思)221

362.I'm In No Hurry(我不着急)221

363.Good Solution(好办法)221

364.Such A Boss(这样的老板)222

365.Before The Store Opened(在商店开门前)222