《英语幽默与笑话 英中对照 第2版》

1．Whose Mistakes?1

2．The Result Of A Promise1

3．Waiting For The Night1

4．An Even Exchange2

5．A Tasty Meal3

6．Love At The Front Door4

7．A Threat4

8．Like Father Like Son5

9．Nouns5

10．A Clear Explanation6

11．Too Traditional6

12．Good By Comparison7

13．A Lucky Find7

14．This Man"SHAKESPEARE"8

15．Wool8

16．AWell-mannered Mom9

17．Kid's Eye View9

18．False Promises10

19．Stamp It On Yourself!11

20．Need A Nice Hair-cut11

21．A New Employee12

22．Down To The Earth12

23．"Are Your Mother And Father In?"13

24．Filling In The Blanks13

25．Kidspeak14

26．Who Found America?15

27．Forgetfulness15

28．Misinformed16

29．Second Best16

30．Honor Guard17

31．Party Talk17

32．When Was Rome Built?18

33．Hands Off18

34．Painting A Nice Picture19

35．The Repairman19

36．Money Refunded20

37．Time For Sleeping Pills20

38．True Feelings21

39．The Thrill Is Gone21

40．Still Not Perfect22

41．Regrets22

42．Short Cut23

43．A Shrewd Guess24

44．A Crazy Man24

45．A Smart Dog25

46．Not Too Smart25

47．Late26

48．Ill-will27

49．Unanswered Prayers27

50．Noisy Roommates28

51．An Economical Budget29

52．A Happy Couple29

53．Friendly Observation30

54．Asleep On The Job30

55．Take Care31

56．Identity Crisis32

57．Is The Doctor In?32

58．Book Value33

59．A Welcome Guest34

60．Good Or Bad News?34

61．Kids Of The'90s35

62．Unknown Occupation35

63．Good Excuse36

64．Not Everything Can Be Prevented!36

65．A Good Remedy37

66．Tourists37

67．Modernization38

68．An Obvious Success39

69．Mother Knows Best39

70．Patience40

71．I Need“God”With Skin41

72．What's Her Name?42

73．What Do You Really What To Do?42

74．Let's Make It Half43

75．The Work Is Done!43

76．Are You Sure?44

77．Snowy White Is On TV44

78．Fairy Tale44

79．Impolite45

80．Who's Afraid Now?46

81．An Avid Reader47

82．A Great Excuse47

83．Too Many Coats48

84．Friends Of A Feather49

85．An Unexpected Call59

86．Energy-saving50

87．Clear The Way51

88．A Hasty Retreat52

89．Call Of The Wild53

90．Partners54

91．A Surprise!54

92．Jokers Wild55

93．A Simple Answer56

94．A Poor Cook57

95．A Watchful Parent57

96．The Lesson58

97．A Punishment59

98．A Well-deserved Haircut60

99．A Tough Teacher61

100．A Proposal?62

101．Parental Love63

102．False Alarm63

103．Getting To Know Your Date64

104．The Champion65

105．Bad Fruit65

106．Lost Cause66

107．The Old Fashioned Way67

108．The Caretaker68

109．A Get-well Gift68

110．Unwise Student69

111．No Help70

112．A Greedy Girl71

113．Avoiding Temptation71

114．A Funny Fragrance72

115．Miss Microwave73

116．A Good"Pupil"74

117．Taken For Granted74

118．Doggie Bag75

119．Final Attempt76

120．Patient's Predicament77

121．A Real Scare!78

122．The Breadwinner79

123．A Woman Driver80

124．A"Proud"Lady81

125．A Fault-Finder82

126．A Grateful Person83

127．Doctor's Order84

128．A Wise Husband85

129．Street Revenge85

130．That's Not What I Meant86

131．Just Following Orders87

132．Senior Sparkle83

133．Pay Attention89

134．Unusual Echoes89

135．Ego Twist91

136．Unexpected Praise!91

137．A Good Strategy92

138．A Real Fortuneteller93

139．A Dumb Worker94

140．Flight Assurance95

141．No Idle Treat96

142．A Not So Famous Person96

143．Embarrassment97

144．Baby Talk98

145．New And Improved99

146．On Home Ground100

147．An Unlucky Thief101

148．Road Show101

149．Risky Plans102

150．Mistaken Identity103

151．A Bargain104

152．An Honest Person Is Rewarded105

153．A Misunderstanding107

154．New Clothes!106

155．Switching Roles108

156．Time To Wake Up109

157．You Forgot Something109

158．Practise What You Preach110

159．A Fish Tale111

160．A Thrifty Shop-keeper112

161．An Embarrassing Request113

162．The Doctor Is Angry114

163．Free Choice114

164．A Strict Professor115

165．A Trick116

166．You Can't Win117

167．A Financial Romance117

168．On Queue119

169．Last Laugh120

170．Confusion121

171．A Tall Order122

172．A Sly Husband123

173．A Nice Worker124

174．Who's Driving?125

175．The Wrong Word126

176．A Tough Test Question127

177．Both Of Us Drive128