《中国历代笑话一百篇》

目录《一百丛书》总序1

前言　Preface1

《启颜录》　Collection of Jokes1 腊月何处有蛇咬 A Snake in the Twelfth MoonDoesn’t Bite2

《谐噱》　Humourous Stories2 长年术　Longevity6

《开颜录》　Anthology of Jokes3 晏子趣事之一　A Quip from“Stories about MasterYan”8

《风月笑林》　Wind and Moon Jest Book4 客答　What the Guest Says in Reply10

《艾子后语》　Master Ai（Appendix）5 孙儿　Grandson12

6 病忘　Amnesia14

《露书》　Book of Dew7 刑矮　Shorty Xing18

《应谐录》　Spontaneous Humour8 同病　Same Illness20

9　学偷　Learning Thievery22

《雅谑》　Elegant Banter10　呆子　Idiot26

11 呆县丞　The Idiotic Assistant of a County Magistrate28

12　不怕鬼　Daredevils30

13　止母念佛　Ma，It s No Use Chanting the Name ofBuddha34

14　诱出户　Lure Me Outdoors36

15　红米饭　Red Glutinous Rice38

16 死后佳　Everything Is Fine in the Netherworld40

17　恨卢郎　A Matter for Regret42

18　不死酒　Elixir of Life44

《笑林》　Jest　Book19 垛子　God of Target46

20　遇偷　Burglary48

21　问令尊　Should Someone Ask for Your Father50

22　糟饼　Cakes Made from Distiller s Grain52

23　不请客　No Entertainments54

24　不留客　Not Asking the Guest to Stay56

25　吃素　The Cat Has Turned Vegetarian58

26　借茶叶　Borrowing Tea Leaves60

《迂仙别记》　Stories of the Revered Mr　Yu27　屋漏　Leaky Roof62

《雪涛谐史》　Humourous Stories from Snow Pavilion28　贼　Thieves64

29　卖酒　Selling Wine68

30　说谎者　Liar70

31　懼内　Henpecked72

32　化缘　Begging Alms74

《笑赞》　Ode to Laughter33　大丈夫说不　When a True Man Says No76

34　善人好欺负　Kindhearted People Are the Ones YouCan Bully78

35　暑月戴毡帽　Wearing a Felt Hat in Summer80

36　夹衣胜单衣　A Lined Garment Is Better Than anUnlined One82

37　你们所笑，定然不差　What You Are Laughing atMust Be Funny84

《笑府》　Treasure House of Funny Stories38　吹牛　Talking Big86

39 以正夫纲　To Assert the Authority of the Husband　88

40　懼内吏　A Henpecked Official90

41　他不肯和　He Refuses to Agree to a Draw92

42　河鲀　Globefish94

《广笑府》　Treasure House of Anecdotes43　妙处难学　A Trick Too Hard to Learn96

44　七十三八十四　Seventy-three and Eighty-four98

45　敢想吃他　How Dare I Eat Them？100

46　难为东道　I Can t Afford to Play the Host102

47　秋蝉　Autumn Cicada104

48　双斧劈柴　Chopping Wood with Two Axes106

49　酸酒　Sour Wine108

50　有钱者生　No Money，No Life110

51　有钱村牛　A Wealthy Village Ox112

52　死后不赊　Don t Sell Me on Credit after I Die114

53　一钱莫救　One Copper Coin Is Too Much116

54　洗衣　Washing Clothes118

55　矫揉不安贫　Not Resigned to Poverty120

《叙谭概》　Chitchat56 陈公戒酒　The Revered Mr Chen Trying to GiveUp Drinking122

《精选雅笑》　Selection of Elegant Jokes57　蚊符　Mosquito Expellent124

58　盗牛　Stealing an Ox126

59　赏历　Awarding a Calendar128

60　夸富　Braggadocio130

61　躲债　How to Avoid a Creditor132

《博笑珠玑》　Gems of Jokes62　嘲好酒人　Wine Bibber Ridiculed134

63　讥人刁诈　Crafty Fellows Ridiculed136

64　劝人行善　One Must Do Good Works138

《遣愁集》　Stories for Dissipating Melancholy65 势利 Snobbery140

66　无功受赐　Getting a Reward without Deserving It　142

《笑倒》　Convulsive Laughter67　梦戏酌　Party with Theatricals in Dreamland144

68　请客　Inviting a Guest to Dinner146

69　背客吃饭　Eating behind the Visitor s Back148

70 脚像观音　Her Feet Resemble Those of Bodhisattva s150

71 凑不起　Unable to Gather Them Together152

《增订解人颐新集》　Amusing Stories，Revised and EnlargedEdition72　雨　Rain154

《笑得好》　It’s Good to Laugh73　剩个穷花子与我　Content with a Poor Beggar156

74　愿变父亲　Reincarnated as Your Father160

75　哑子说话　A Dumb Beggar Who Speaks164

76　臭得更狠　It Stinks to High Heaven166

77 出气　To Teach Him a Lesson for Me168

78　我不见了　I Am Missing170

79　一张大口　A Big Mouth172

80　书是印成的　Books Are Printed174

81　愿换手指　I Want Your Finger176

82　限定岁数　To Limit One s Age178

83　喝风屙烟　Inhaling Wind and Discharging Smoke　180

84　人参汤　Ginseng Soup182

85　四时不正　Abnormal Weather184

86　秀才断事　A Scholar Sitting in Judgment186

87　皇帝衣帽　The Emperor s Crown and Gown188

《笑得好二集》　It’s Good to Laugh，Vol.Ⅱ88　比送殡　Like Attending a Funeral190

89　忘记端午　I ve Forgotten It Was the Dragon BoatFestival192

90　门上贴道人　The Picture of a Taoist Priest Pastedon the Front Door194

91　骂的人多　Too Many Scolders196

《笑笑录》　Rollicking Laughter92　还磕头　You Have to Kowtow Back198

93　痴人说梦　Idiotic Nonsense202

94　高帽子　Tall Hat204

《嘻谈录》　Ripples of Mirth95　偷酒　Taking a Drink on the Sly206

96　富家傻子　The Imbecile Son of a Rich Family210

《新镌笑林广记》　Jest Book：Newly Engraved Edition97　七月儿　Seven-month Baby214

98　藏年　Concealing Her Age216

99　借水　May I Have Some Water，Please？218

100　坐椅子　To Occupy a Chair220

中国历代笑话集集录　Bibliography of Chinese HamorousStories Through the Ages222