《英国人的幽默 英语短文阅读与理解》

1. Stop Me and Buy One1

2. Quite Right3

3. Otherwise5

4. Making Him Pay7

5. The Lucky Cat9

6. Unanewerable11

7. His Sorrow13

8. Wit in Chldhood15

9. Heat and Cold17

10. Doctor's Orders19

11. The Banker and the Painter21

12. A Pennyworth of Wit23

13. Pride and Poverty25

14. A Subtraction27

15. The Duke of Marlborough29

16. Learning and Riches31

17. Little Jack33

18. Bill's Portrait35

19. The Longest Word in English37

20. Still Too Dear39

21. The Doctor Knows Better41

22. The Inconveniences of Corpulence43

23. The Picture Half Gook and Half Bad45

24. How to Get a Seat by the Fire47

25. Twice 5 Make 1049

26. Long Distance51

27. The Umbrella53

28. Not to Lose the Money55

29. The Scotchman and the Robbers57

30. A Very Nice Young Man59

31. Little Betty's First Day at School61

32. The Sun and the Moon63

33. Walter Scolt and the Beggar65

34. The Wrong Board67

35. Placing Stamps in a Letter69

36. The Broom-Seller and the Barber71

37. The Irishman and the Boot-maker73

38. A Dinner Given to Swift75

39. The Lottery Ticket77

40. Packing Up for Holidays79

41. A Scotchman81

42. A Scotchman's Appetite83

43. Tit for Tat85

44. An Indian's Dream87

45. Real Laziness89

46. The Best Physicians91

47. Death Umavoidable93

48. The Tipsy Doctor95

49. The Three Tailors97

50. Presemce of Mind99

51. One Penny and One Penny Make Two Pence101

52. The Domestic Ducks103

53. Misunderstood105

54. The Englishman and the French Barber107

55. Seeing the King109

56. A Troublesome Child111

57. The Hungry Arab113

58. Lewis XI and the Kitchen Boy115

59. The Three Travellers117

60. The Rash Judgment119

61. The Unwelcome Visitor121

62. The Talkative Barber123

63. Mr. Perry's Lunch125

64. The Arm Was Guilty127

65. The Stolen Horse129

66. Jack's Exam in History131

67. An Important Wine Festival133

68. Letter Writing135

69. One Legged Geese137

70. A Tip for Young Husbands139

71. The Scholar's Logic141

72. Lesson for Lesson143

73. The Parrot145

74. The Lost Pig147

75. A Thief Taken In149

76. An Incredible Story151

77. Call Up for Military Service153

78. The Unknown Painter155

79. A Singular Justification157

80. The King and the Villager159

81. Cunning of a Blind Man161

82. Who Laughs Last Laughs Best163

83. The Students Outwitted165

84. They Came to See Him Off168

85. Fine Example of Filial Love170

86. Do unto Others as You Would Wish to Be Done unto172

87. The King and the Robbers174

88. Curious Price for a Fish177

词组替换练习参考答案180

参考译文195