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1．You ve Lost你输了1

2．Puberty青春期3

3．A Gentleman绅士5

4．Paddy帕蒂7

5．What Are the　Two Words？是哪两个词？9

6．Ask Your Own问问你自己的吧10

7．Limerick打油诗11

8．I m Glad我很高兴12

9．The New Baby新生儿14

10．It s His Fault是他的错16

11．Class and Ass“班”和“笨驴”18

12．Alexander the Great亚历山大大帝19

13．The Right Leg右腿20

14．The Name of a Poet诗人的名字21

15．A Lesson in Reading诵读课23

16．An Absent-Minded Professor心不在焉的老师26

17．Our Tails我们的尾巴27

18．Who Was the First Man？谁是第一个男人？28

19．Good Intentions良好的心愿30

20．Two Men两个男人31

21．A Reasonable Affliction合理的哀伤32

22．Dinner晚饭34

23．Love Song情歌35

24．The Anagram字谜37

25．Henpecked Husbands怕老婆的丈夫43

26．An Observant Passenger一个有心的乘客45

27．A Mysterious Letter一封神秘的信47

28．A Barking Wife汪汪叫的妻子49

29．What Happened Thirty Years Ago三十年前发生的事50

30．I Had Forgotten Who It Was我忘了那人是谁51

31．A Better Man一个好一点儿的男人52

32．Mr．Pickwick s Dilemma匹克威克先生的窘境53

33．Father s Things父亲的东西66

34．A Rich Father有钱的父亲68

35．The Rain下雨70

36．What Is a Traitor？什么叫叛徒？72

37．A Girl Just Like Mother和母亲一样的女孩73

38．The Country Squire乡绅75

39．Stray Thoughts of an Idler闲人遐思78

40．A Useful Lesson有益的教训82

41．Fire！ Fire！火！火！84

42．Dr．Swift and the Boy斯威夫特博士与小厮86

43．Prince Henry and Falstaff亨利亲王与福斯塔夫88

44．Visual Training视力训练100

45．I Didn t Know That I WasSo Far Back Already！我想不到已经往回跑了这么远！101

46．What Was It She Wanted？她要买什么？103

47．An Explanation of Tardiness迟到的原因104

48．Accident事故106

49．I Don t Need to Steal Any More我不需要再偷了107

50．The King s Brother国王的兄弟108

51．Drive On接着走吧109

52．The Three Beggars三个乞丐111

53．Mark Twain马克·吐温116

54．The Joke笑话117

55．A Life for a Life以“命”抵命118

56．Dumas仲马120

57．Horne Tooke霍恩·图克121

58．Bishop Creighton克莱顿主教122

59．Hogarth霍迦斯123

60．Wilberforce威尔伯佛斯125

61．The Emperor of Russia俄国皇帝126

62．Winston Churchill温斯顿·邱吉尔127

63．Sir Richard Bacon理查德·培根爵士128

64．Archbishop Tait泰特大主教130

65．Bishop Vaughan沃恩主教131

66．Spurgeon斯波俊132

67．Before the Trouble Starts趁麻烦出现之前134

68．Pushing*推销136

69．When Greek Meets Greek当希腊人遇到希腊人137

70．The Razor-Seller剃须刀贩子142

71．You Are Paying for It你要付钱的148

72．To Bear False Witness作伪证149

73．Have You Ceased Beating Your Wife？你停止打你妻子了吗？150

74．Bribery贿赂152

75．Twenty Dollars二十美元154

76．Tell Me When We Get There我们到那站时，请告诉我155

77．Alcohol Stream酒精流157

78．A Local Anesthetic本地麻药158

79．A Cure for a Headache治疗头痛159

80．A Rural Lesson in Rhetoric乡村修辞课160

81．Greek希腊语164

82．Nothing什么也没有166

83．Irregular Verb不规则动词169

84．Two Gooses一双鹅171

85．Picture and Word图画与文字172

86．Musical Ability音乐天才174

87．Something That You Know你熟悉的乐曲175

88．Going to the Sun During the Night夜间到太阳上去177

89．The Bells钟声179

90．You Are Not Forgetting My Bill，Are You？你没忘了你欠我的帐吧？181

91．Why Didn t You Go with Him？你为什么不跟他一起去？182

92．Delicious！味道好极了！183

93．Congratulations！恭喜你！184

94．A New Captain新机长185

95．Hoya，Hoya！嗬呀，嗬呀！187

96．Stupid Question愚蠢的问题189

97．It Was All the Dear Rector s Doing！这都是亲爱的教区长干的！190

98．Our Guide in Genoa and Rome我们在热那亚和罗马的向导192

99．A Limerick打油诗204

100．I Lost我输了205

101．On a Volunteer Singer论自告奋勇的歌唱家206

102．He Can Have My Place他可以占我的位置207

103．Do You Know My Work？你知道我是干什么的吗？208

104．A Different Kind of Audience不同的听众210

105．The Mad Gardener s Song疯园丁之歌212

106．The Grand Tour教育旅行216

107．Two Cross-Eyed Men两个斜眼的人217

108．An Answer答复218

109．Ancestors祖先219

110．A London Fog伦敦大雾220

111．The Badge of a Fool傻瓜的标志222

112．Two Pigs两头猪223

113．The Indian Who Could Foretell the Weather224