《古代笑话选》求取 ⇩

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大学生读书计划——中国文学宝库出版呼吁 编者1

Poor Memory2

昏忘3

Buying a Slave4

买奴5

Cravings8

偷蜜9

The Signal of the Bell12

闻铃温酒13

The Doctrine of Ultimate Causes14

岂是车拨伤15

The Stutterer18

腊月何处有蛇蛟19

A Connoisseur of Watchdogs22

当作号号23

The Use of the Bell26

铃辩27

The Frog’s Tail30

有尾者斩31

Like Father，Like Son32

有其父必有其子33

Even the Gods Fear Bullies34

神像与水沟35

The Old Woman’s Sorrow38

哭夫39

The Knowledge of the Carnivore40

吃肉聪明41

Contrary to the Needs of the Times44

不合时宜45

Thievery46

辩盗47

A Fiery Temper48

火烧裳尾49

Exchange Books for Bronzes50

癖好51

Tears from the Forehead54

惧内55

Antiquarianism56

秦士好古57

Three Brothers at Loggerheads60

兄弟相拗61

The Dragon King’s Feast64

兄弟虚妄65

A Guest’s Retort68

客答69

The Corrupt Are Devious70

官员贪污71

Punishing a Grandson72

孙儿73

An Arranged Marriage74

老配75

A Disappearing Monk76

僧在77

A Blind Man’s Lack of Faith78

盲苦79

The Surname Wan（“Ten Thousand”）80

万字81

A Poor-sighted Watchdog82

狗病目83

A Borrowed Raiment84

借衣85

Repairing a Leaking Roof86

修屋漏87

A False Alarm88

惊潮89

Pillow Talk92

误语93

Advice on Chanting94

止母念佛95

A Trick96

诱出户97

A Good Time After Death98

死后佳99

The Bride’s Regret100

恨卢郎101

Moralists Revile One Another102

道学相骂103

Respects to Your Father104

问令尊105

The Decorum of Yielding Passage106

引避107

Vegetarianism108

吃素109

Saving One Eyebrow110

剃眉111

False Incrimination112

诬告113

Three Men114

殊禀115

The Account Book116

刺俗117

The Oath of Officialdom118

吏人立誓119

Latrine Keeper120

厕吏121

The Correct Way of Marching122

直走横行123

The Venerable Prankster124

老人妄语125

Destined for Each Other126

五百年夫妻127

“And Don’t Take Credit！”128

死后不赊129

For a Penny More130

一钱莫救131

Affectations132

矫揉不安贫133

How Chen Gao Limited His Drinking134

陈公戒酒135

The Joys of Inspiration136

喜得句137

Bridegroom Needed138

脔婿139

Impetuosity140

性急141

A Liar Gets His Comeuppance142

嘲人说谎143

Weak in the Sphere of Human Affairs146

嘲不识人147

Non-Identification148

同席不相认149

A Centenarian’s Worries150

虑二百岁寿诞151

Working off a Debt in the Next Life152

愿变父亲153

The Dumb Speak！156

哑子说话157

“It’s Even Stronger Over Here！”158

臭得更狠159

The Rotting Tray160

烂盘盒161

“Let Me Be Your Baby！”162

情愿做儿163

Exaggeration164

山灰蚊肝165

Smoke as Excrement168

欱风屙烟169

A Scholar’s Verdict172

秀才断事173

The Proper Positions of Religious Heads174

搬老君佛像175

Humpback176

医驼背177

Removing an Arrow Stem178

剪箭管179

A Thief’s Coat Is Stolen180

藏贼衣181

A Bird Aficionado182

养百龄183

Human or Inhuman186

像人不像人187

A Mean-spirited Bureaucrat from the Capital188

京官悭吝189

Nobody’s Fool192

问靴价193

Money Demanded by Ghosts194

死要钱195

Justified in the Eyes of the Law198

有理199

Cash on Delivery200

取金201

An Older Woman202

藏年203

“Come a Bit Earlier Tomorrow”204

坐椅子205

The Size of the Monkey206

问猴207

Sloth208

懒妇209

The Ghost of a Miser210

啬刻鬼211

Paragons of Self-discipline214

名读书215

To Readers of the English Translations of Classical Chinese Prose and Poetry Revisor216

关于中国古典文学作品英译文的说明 校译者220